I originally created this as a gag auction for eBay just
before Halloween of 2008. I am publishing it now purely
for the snigger factor. 
They started their existence long ago when they were enslaved
by greedy men looking to turn a fast buck. Over time they lost
the will to live with their masters and simply ceased to be. Most
were cast aside like empty shells while others were given burials
by the more caring rock masters.
Now you have a rare opportunity to acquire these freshly risen
undead stones! My grave robb… er “procurement agent” has gone
to great lengths and endured many hardships to bring you these
living dead servants.
Once you gaze into their vacant stares you will never be the
same again… er… You won’t be able to pass up this rare
chance to have your own untiring troupe of ever enthralled
companions!
They make great gifts for zombie enthusiast, megalomaniac
scientists, lesser necromancers, and Witch Doctors turned Stone
Masons!
WARNING: Living Dead Pet Rocks NOT for use in rock gardens
with living rocks!! (Unless you ARE looking to create an undead army!)
Also, please do not use them in slingshots, they are untrained
as airborne troops!
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